Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar
Funny Trucker Hat By Luckless Outfitters
Meet the Choked A Cougar Trucker Hat from Luckless Outfitters, the perfect funny trucker hat for the guy who likes wild stories, louder jokes, and just enough bad judgment to keep things interesting.
This bold royal blue foam front trucker hat features a matching blue bill and blue mesh back for a bright, clean look that stands out fast. Front and center is a sharp patch-style graphic in white, black, and orange that reads “NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I’VE CHOKED A COUGAR.” Down at the bottom of the patch sits a fierce orange cougar graphic, with claw mark detail near the word LION to make the whole joke hit even harder.
The royal blue, white, black, and orange color combo gives this graphic snapback hat a loud, high-contrast look that works perfectly for bars, bonfires, tailgates, hunting camp, concerts, lake weekends, and anywhere a terrible joke gets more respect than small talk. It is funny, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of hat that gets laughs from your friends and concerned looks from everybody else.
This is the perfect adult humor trucker hat, novelty graphic hat, and country humor snapback for the guy who never misses a chance to say something out of pocket and somehow still ends up being the favorite in the group.
Perfect for shoppers searching for funny trucker hats, royal blue hats, adult humor hats, graphic snapback hats, country humor hats, and Luckless Outfitters hats.
Choked A Cougar Trucker Hat is for the smartass, the storyteller, and the man who knows the best outfit in the room usually comes with at least one complaint attached.
