Here’s A Tissue Tee
By Luckless Outfitters
At Luckless Outfitters, we noticed a serious shortage of honesty in the world. So we fixed it with cotton, ink, and absolutely zero filter. Introducing the Here’s A Tissue graphic tee, the shirt that politely hands out emotional support while simultaneously calling out nonsense.
This tee features the legendary phrase “Here’s a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip,” which means you no longer have to argue, explain yourself, or pretend you believe what you are hearing. Just stand there. The shirt handles the rest.
Made from a soft and durable cotton blend, this funny graphic t shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear and bold enough to be worn during family gatherings, work events, or anywhere drama likes to show up uninvited. The fit is relaxed and flattering, perfect for jeans, boots, or that look you give when someone says something truly wild.
The Here’s A Tissue shirt is ideal for people who are tired of sugarcoating reality. It is a top choice for sarcastic apparel, funny saying shirts, statement tees, and adult humor clothing. Expect laughs, shocked silence, and at least one person who absolutely needed to read it.
This tee also makes an excellent gift for friends who speak fluent sarcasm, coworkers who hear too much nonsense, or anyone who appreciates dark humor and brutal honesty. The print is high quality and built to survive washes, side eye, and emotional meltdowns.
At Luckless Outfitters, we make clothes for people who are done pretending. The Here’s A Tissue graphic tee is funny, bold, and painfully accurate. Grab one today and help clean up the world one bad take at a time.
